Hey there. You can call me James, or Ark, or Smitty, or Hey, you! I'll respond to all of them. I am the Prophet of the Great Cheesewheel of Life that Protects Us from the Spinning Golfball of Doom Out in Space. Behold the power of cheese. All hail.
I've decided to start sharing my work and thoughts in a more public forum, in order to inflict a greater deal of insanity than I could just prying away at the minds of those I see on a daily basis.
Feel free to poke around, browse, respond to my thoughts -- if you think I'm crazy, good. If not, even better; I have a special position for you in my elite bodyguard of ninja philosophers, or ninjalophalers, as they like to call themselves.

--Ark